THE HELL THE HECK JUST {HAPPENED|OCCURRING?

I just saw something so outrageous that my brain are officially fried. {Seriously|Honestly, I'm not even sure what to do. Did I {justimagine this? Or is the reality positively going insane? This {whole thing|situation just feels like a bad {dream|nightmare that I can't {wake up from|escape. The heck The Fuck Are You Spouting? Listen up, because